Gundalian... Cafe? Wtfff

A few days after Itami and Akane decided to wreck some havoc on the rest of the Gundalians...

Itami: What--? What the fudge is that?
Akane: What? *looks to the right* Is that... A sign?
Itami: *approaches it* What's it say??
Akane: ..... "Gundalian Cafe grand opening??" What in the name of the Sacred Orb???
Itami: Hey let's check it out!
Akane: Ok!

A few minutes later...

Itami: WHOA!! THIS PLACE IS HUGE!!
Akane: Agreed! Holy cow, if this is just a cafe, then I'm going to turn into Avior tonight! *goes in*
Itami: Not again WAIT UP! *runs in after Akane*

Inside...

Akane: Whoa! Dude!
Itami: *laughs* This place already seems awesome to me!
Mason: *comes up* Hi, welcome to-
Akane: HOLY-- MASON WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!?!?!?!?!
Mason: *blushes a LOT* Don't. Say. ANYTHING. This was Stoica's idea...
Stoica: *yells* DAMN RIGHT IT IS.
Akane: Stoica, what is your problem???
Stoica: *goes up in their faces from out of nowhere* Everything.
Itami: *backs away fast*
Avior: RANDOM INTERRUPTING COW
Akane: But you're not--
Avior: MOOOOOOOOO
Akane: *lamely* -- a cow...
Barodius: *comes out* Stoica, you'd better--
Akane: OMFG DID YOU DO THIS TO EVERYONE, STOICA??????
Itami: Prepare to be killed, Stoica...
Sid: *comes out cautiously* Oh my god...
Itami: OMG SID, YOU'RE ALLIIIIVVVEEE!!!!!
Akane: Whoa how did you do it??
Sid: .......... I'm magical.
Rubanoid: *sarcastically* Sure you are.
Itami: *laughs* Random Rubanoid!!