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RAINBOOWWS-- Sshhhh

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One day at Gundalia castle, Itami and Akane were bored out of their minds, so they decided to wreck havoc everywhere just for the fun of it.

Itami: Well, what should we do first then?
Akane: How about we annoy the crap out of Stoica? *laughs* I personally think it's kind of funny to do so...
Itami: What, you've done it before??
Akane: Plenty of times.
Itami: Fine. If it means we get to go and bug Nurzak afterwards.
Akane: Deal!

A few moments later...

Itami: Wait, so you found this by yourself??
Akane: That's right. Now be careful. The ones down there can see us just as easily as we can them.
Itami: *ducks* Eep! Phew, I think no one saw me...
Akane: *brings out bucket of water balloons*
Itami: We're going to use those?
Akane: That's what I used to annoy him before.
Itami: AWESOME!! *grabs four or five balloons at once*
Akane: *grabs balloon and looks over banister railing* Ok, when I say go, throw em like there's no tomorrow.
Itami: Ok!
Akane: ............ *is still looking over railing* .......... Ok, he's sitting in his chair............... Go!
Itami: Wait, what...? *was spaced out*
Akane: *gets up and hurls balloons at Stoica*
Itami: Oh whoops! *gets up and throws all her balloons at once also at Stoica*

It's a critical hit!!

Stoica: What the--?! *becomes covered in rainbow paint*
Itami: Wait, those weren't water balloons! Those were--!!
Akane: That's what makes annoying Stoica so much fun!!! Now, RUN!!!!! *runs out at full speed, laughing*
Itami: Hey,  WAIT FOR MEEEEEE--!!!! *runs after her*
Stoica: *spins around* YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT, AKANE!!!!!!!!
Lithirius: *snickers* That's like, what? The tenth time she's done that?
Stoica: Quiet, Lithirius! I need to think of my revenge...

With Akane and Itami...

Akane: *laughs* Whoo! That never gets old!!
Itami: Now, let's go find Nurzak!
Akane: I'm right behind you!

When they find Nurzak...
Itami: Hi, Nurzak! Whatcha doin'?
Nurzak: You should know better than to bug your superiors, Itami and Akane.
Akane: *pokes Nurzak*
Itami: *pokes him as well*
Nurzak: Stop that.
Akane and Itami: *continue poking Nurzak*

After a few minutes...

Nurzak: STOP POKING ME!!!!
Itami: *pokes again and runs*
Akane: *follows Itami's example*
Nurzak: ... Sometimes I wonder what's going through their heads...
Sabator: Well, at least you didn't get chased for half an hour with sticks and whatnot!
Nurzak: ..........

About an hour later...

Itami: Well, now what?
Akane: I don't know...
Itami: *looks over Akane's shoulder and gets evil look in eyes*
Akane: *looks and sees Emperor Barodius* Oh god--
Itami: *sneaks up behind Barodius* Ha- HA!! *jumps on Barodius' back*
Barodius: WHAT THE--?!?!
Itami: Gimme a piggy back ride, Barodius! Pweeeaassee?!?!
Barodius: GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!
Akane: *stands there and laughs* Hey, I've got an idea! *pulls out camera and takes random picture* Muhahahaha...
Itami: You're no fun! *gets off and runs away*
Akane: *runs away as well*
Barodius: Grrr... That was really uncalled for...
Dharak: You should've seen your face!
Barodius: What did you say?!
Dharak: *quickly* Nothing!

With Itami and Akane...

Itami: The emperor is no fun! He needs to lighten up!
Akane: Well, I took a picture of it! *laughs, then looks up* WHOA!! WHAT THE--
Itmai: What? What is it??
Akane: IT'S A-- A--
Itami: Wait, is it the giant mushroom thing again? -_-
Akane: No! IT'S A RANDOM RAINBOW!!!
Itami: WHERE?!?! *looks*
Akane: RAAAAIIIIINNNNBOOOOOWWWWWWSSS--!!!!!!!
Itami: SSSSSsssshhhh!!!
Akane: Why?
Itami: You could wake up, uh... KAZARINA! And her little lapdog!
Akane: Oh god... O_O *squints* Wait, is that...? OMG IT IS!!!
Itami: What? WHAT?!?!
Akane: IT'S A DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!!
Itami: OMG SO INTENSE!!!!
Akane: Let's sing the double rainbow song!
Itami: OK
Kazarina: And what are you two doing, hmmmm?
Akane: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!! *runs away before Kazarina can electrocute her*
Itami: TOLD YOU!!!! *runs after Akane*
Kazarina and Lumagrowl: O_o
LOLOLOLOL This is just something :iconitamihachiko: suggested I make while we were chatting. (Btw I WAS there yesterday, but I think chat hates me right now... TT^TT)
She suggested I do a random fanfic of me and her doing all sorts of random crap, or random RAINBOW crap as she put it. XD

Hope everyone likes it!! XDXDXDXDXD This was SO much fun to make!!! *starts dying of laughter* Oh, and updates are coming up as time goes on, so keep checking in on this if you can!
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XD You are so funny!!!!!!